I Want to be Thin... 1:56 AM

... because everything looks better when your fat isn't hanging out the side of your jeans! And because I want to wear form-fitting clothes and not have to hold my breath or stand hunched. Sad thing is I haven't lost much weight in the past one year despite my exercise regime.

Looks like I'll be haunting the exercise/fitness websites again soon. And darn those people with high metabolisms! My Australian cousin once said there was this thing called the "slim gene". Too bad its not in my gene pool.

Who's got a diet that works?!

FML.

Bring Tissues Next Time 9:18 AM

Had an FML moment today.

After dropping the grandparents back home, I was about to drive off when I was overcome by the sudden urge to sneeze.  My nose had been spoiling for a sneeze all day (because I slept with the air-con on!).  I reached out for the tissuebox, but to my great horror, it wasn't there.

It couldn't wait, there was only one thing left: my shirt!  So I sneezed heartily into it, and my grandmother who was opening the gate turned around and made a face.  And I was too proud to ask for a tissue.  Next time replace the tissueboxlah!!

Tolong prevent the spread of Influenza A(H1N1), today.  Brought to you by the Health Ministry of John.