Blogging about Blogging

How erchui is that?

It is now 2.05am, and I'm blogging about blogging.  Please observe the following tips if you wish to be a celebrity blogger (or at least get more followers than your pathetic circle of college/high school friends):

1. Leave a "digital trail" i.e. go visit other's people's blogs (preferably famous ones like Perez Hilton or Kenny Sia) and make comments under their top-rated posts.
2. Make sure those posts are super-duper controversial (e.g. "Kanye West used to be a woman") so people will be curious enough to want to see your blog.
3. Have a proactive digital presence i.e. link your twitter, tumlr, facebook, linkd, flickr, friendster, myspace, plurk, wordpress, youtube, and whatever else you have to your blog so people may stalk you at all times of the day.
4. Update frequently, it is the golden rule of successful celebrity blogging.  People just can't get enough of your hourly updates even if its: "Constipated.  Must have been that rotten sambal from the cat's drinking bowl".
5. Make sure to constantly check for and reply your reader's comments, otherwise they get pissed and you lose street cred (or blog cred in this case).

So that's it folks, John's Five Steps to A Successful Career in Blogging.  May the Blog of Fortune smile upon you.  Peace!