Monday, July 20, 2009

WT*^#@FISH!

I was scouting for jobs online (I don't need a job, but I do it when I'm bored or need entertainment) when I found the most ridiculous advertisement in KLue magazine's website.

Get a load of this:

Handsome Male Escort Services In Malaysia,KL By Male To Male 24 Hours
Saturday, 18/07/09 - 22:53PM by raymondser | 19 views | 0 comments

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY BEFORE CONTACT ME

Excellent Service,Good Treatment,Safe & Clean Service.Privacy Ensure . Reasonable Charges . Call Me Or Sms Me Now +6012-3330358 Or Email Me At raymondser@hotmail.com For Appointment . I Will Get Back To You Soon And I Will Make Sure That I Full Fill Your Desprate Desire . . .

My Name : Ray Leo
Age : 27
Height : 172 Cm
Weight : 60 Kg / 130 Lbs
Race : Mix Of Chinese And Malay
Tool Size : 6.2''++ Cut / Circumcised
Position : Top
Photos : www.raymondser.escort-site.com

Only For Male...!

24 Hours Out Call Service Call To Hotel Or Your Premises...

In Or Out Of Malaysia..

PLEASE TAKE NOTE

Please Don't Ask For Discount Or Less When You Sms Or Call , Wise You're Not Be Entertain Or I Will Reject Or Block Your Number's . All Rates And Charges Is NETT Prices . Please Do Remember . Thanks Regards .

I laughed my butt off. And don't even get me started on this dude's grammar!

3 comments:

karen said...

imagine waking up at 4.30 in the morning to this! i cant stop laughing at this: "i will make sure that i full fill your desprate desire...". seriously dude. you do not even want to know what was running in my head when i was reading his self-advert.

John Loh said...

haha... reading this at ANY time of the day would be damn erchui, what more 4.30am! my eyes terbeliak when i saw "tool: 6 inches, cut/circumcised" and "position: top"... Can't believe anyone would put up something so corny!

hiro said...

HAHAHA! shouldnt have put this in your blog, John! or someone might misuse it! karen, unlucky that you're a girl. you gotta be a man to call for service. HAHAHA. the photos lagi er chui! HAHAHA